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Name:
Mike Latcham
Nickname: Red George
Position: Substitute
Age: 28
Supports: Manchester City
Favourite
Player: Joleon Lescott
Loves: Moaning
Hates: Fashionable clothes |
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Name:
Graham Teasdale
Nickname: Cuddles
Position: Centre Back
Age: 24
Team: Arsenal
Player: Cesc Fabregas
Loves: Posing
Hates: Hand wash clothing |
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Names:
Paul Greenwood & Scott Aked
Nicknames: Two Headed Monster
Position: Midfield & Defence
Age: 25 & 26
Supports: Liverpool / Leeds
Player: Lucas Leiva / Lubomir Michalik
Loves:
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Names:
Sesame Street Two Headed Monster
Nicknames: Paul Greenwood & Scott Aked
Position: Midfield & Defence
Age: 35 & 36
Supports: America
Favourite
Player: Big Bird
Loves: Spelling
Hates: Stereotypes |
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Name:
Mark Attwater
Nicknames: Neil Buchanan
Position: Left side somewhere
Age: 30
Supports: Manchester City
Favourite Player: Gazza
Loves: Playing mixed tapes
Hates: Never making it as "a star of
tomorrow", orange footballs, traffic
lights |
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Name:
Ian Broadbent
Nicknames: Turpin
Position: 1st Team Manager / Midfield
Age: 32
Supports: Sheffield Wednesday pre 1995
Favourite
Player: Chris Waddle
Loves: Being the Boss
Hates: His wife picking the team and
being answerable to her |
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Name:
Pete Fuller
Nicknames: Big Dog
Position: Midfield
Age: 32
Supports: Sheffield Wednesday pre 1995
Favourite Player: David Hirst
Loves: Pushing his body beyond medical
science
Hates: Going to court |
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Name:
Nigel Gossage
Nicknames: Sausage
Position: Does anyone know?
Age: 25
Supports: Huddersfield Town
Favourite Player: Lionel Ainsworth
Loves: Boring people to death with info
on camera lenses
Hates: People yawning when he talks
about camera lenses |
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Name:
Nick Greenwood
Nicknames: Jason Lee, Greeny
Position: It's still a mystery
Age: 32
Supports: A crutch
Favourite Player: Jonny Wilkinson
Loves: Loves kicking the ball
over/around the goal posts, talking
about his feelings, unfashionable
clothes, shopping
Hates: His ever growing likeness to
Jason Lee who also couldn't to score |
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Name:
Mike Firth
Nicknames: Nugget
Position: Goal Keeper
Age: 27
Supports: Arsenal
Favourite Player: Jens Lehmann
Loves: Loosing the plot!
Hates: Anyone trying find him his
missing plot! |
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Name:
Berrice Bent
Nicknames: Shaft
Position: Left Back
Age: 46
Supports: Liverpool
Favourite Player: Dirk Kuyt
Loves: Righteousness and Dancing
Hates: Bad plumbing jobs |
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Name:
John Mullany
Nicknames: Dr Jeykll and Mr Hyde
Position: Central Defence/Midfield - at
the same time!
Age: 46
Supports: Huddersfield Town
Favourite Player: Himselves
Loves: Playing Mr Hyde on Saturday
afternoons
Hates: Anyone still standing after he
has tackled them |
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Name:
Chris Wagstaff
Nicknames: Hair Bare Bunch
Position: Central Defence
Age: 19
Supports: Chelsea
Favourite Player: Sam Hutchinson
Loves: Big Hair, Cooking & Useless
information on Facebook.com
Hates: Not having access to Facebook |
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Name:
Nigel Smith
Nicknames: Micky Quinn
Position: Left somewhere
Age: 32
Supports: Himself
Favourite Player: Not Known
Loves: Proposing in Scotland
Hates: Heading the ball |
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Name:
Ian Kelly
Nicknames: Laga, Jockney, Ally McCoist
Position: Offside
Age: Forty something
Supports: Celtic
Favourite Player: Ally McCoist
Loves: Tartan, Deep Fried Mars Bars and
Rangers
Hates: Being on side |
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Name:
John Laycock
Nicknames: Marouane Fellaini
Position: Everywhere
Age: 23
Supports: Huddersfield Town
Favourite Player: Nick Greenwood
Loves: Driving, talking to himself
Hates: Shooting at goal |
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Name:
James Wood
Nicknames: Woodi or Sicknote
Position: Nobody's told me that one yet
Age: 23
Supports: Stalybridge Celtic also known
as Stalyvegas
Favourite Player: Xavi Hernandez
Loves: Scoring because it doesn't happen
often
Hates: Greeny being on the ball and
Waggy's hair styles
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Name:
Sean Lowe
Nicknames: Seamus
Position: Left Side
Age: 27 (looks 40!)
Supports: Arsenal
Favourite Player: Peter Crouch
Loves: Hangovers, social networking
websites, pointy hats
Hates: Nick Greenwood, Daylight, smiling |
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Name:
Martin Firth
Nicknames: Paul Hart
Position: Manager/Keeper
Age: Nobody knows
Supports: Occasionally wears a bandage
Favourite Player: Ian Kelly
Loves: Managing, simple football
Hates: His time managing Portsmouth |
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